回复 山岸门人 : 这部《嫩草国产懂你的影app国产》病人:“大夫,你给我说实话,我是不是活不了几天了?” 医生:“谁说的?你不要胡思乱想。” 病人:“你别骗我,我都知道了!昨天主治医生来查房的时侯,我在看报纸。他莫名其妙地对我说:‘哟,还在看连载的啊!’”[
回复 Lacie: A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。来,坐下,吃点点心,妈妈说,你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,他那聪明的儿子说,里面装点东西,就会好的。[
回复 康斯妲丝·茉莉: 今天,一哥们对我说:“我发现蜡烛对我来说真是神器啊,表白可以用,搞情调可以用,玩刺激也可以用!”我说:“哼,上坟也可以用!”◑▂◑[
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