一哥们报驾校学车, 那天四个人跟教练上路。 轮到这哥们开了, 巨紧张,各种流汗。 刚巧经过一村庄, 路上有几只农民伯伯养的鸡找吃食。 这哥们端着方向盘,口中连呼“喔是喔是”。 一车人皆惊异,教练大怒:“车没喇叭吗? 你丫的学自行车啊!”一车人笑倒。[今早出去吃米线,服务员妹子端着米线上来。我看到她拇指都泡在汤里了,就调侃问她:“妹子,手指不烫吗?”她红着小脸蛋回我说:“大哥,不烫,只是指甲在里面!”瞬间感觉她好机智。[On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book and began, "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance.大学的第一天,文学课我坐在了前排。教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书,他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。随后他缓步走上讲台,拿出课本,“贝克、布莱克、布鲁斯、卡特、库克…”为了写下所有的名字,我不得不疯狂的作着记录。这时有人轻轻的拍我肩膀,坐在我后面的学生悄悄告诉我:“他在点名呢。”[ 详情
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