回复 Nidhhi : 这部《ssyy688影院》一同学男,要补考跑3000米了,怕不及格在网上查怎样跑得快,终觅得良方,自信满满,昨夜安然入睡。 今天考完他颤抖着一走回来就趴在床上哭了,他说哪个天杀的给我说不穿
回复 Carolyn: 悟空!休得无礼!老人家,贫僧乃东土大唐而来,今日途经此地,不知老人家可否开门?老人家,请莫再辱骂,贫僧替大徒儿道歉。老人家,请莫用手杖杵贫僧。老家伙你再动我一下试试?哎呀我去!悟空!削他!八戒悟净你们一起给我上!牙敲掉、眼扎瞎、腿打折!善了个哉的![
回复 Sandrelli: The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife said, "You may select the dish today." The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?" "Cabbage." "The others?" "None." "Then how to select?" "Eat or not eat!" the wife said.丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?” 妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。” 丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?” “炒白菜。” “还有呢?” “没了。” “那你要我怎么选呢?” “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。[
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