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阿里山的姑娘美如水饭堂回来路上听到有人哼《阿里山的姑娘》，想起小学时一个不算空耳但是一直让我记忆深刻的错误。我第一次听到这首歌就觉得奇怪，『阿里山的姑娘没乳水呀』，那她们是怎么哺育下一代的？直到我后来查了歌词……[A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[一哥们孩子还小，正上小学二年级。有一天，他随爸爸出去吃饭，快吃完时他爸爸让他给妈妈打电话接他回去。他拿起爸爸的手机给妈妈打电话，刚按了两个键，手机显示正在输入。这小子随即大声对爸爸说：“爸爸，妈妈正在偷人！打不通啊。”[ 阿里山的姑娘美如水饭堂回来路上听到有人哼《阿里山的姑娘》，想起小学时一个不算空耳但是一直让我记忆深刻的错误。我第一次听到这首歌就觉得奇怪，『阿里山的姑娘没乳水呀』，那她们是怎么哺育下一代的？直到我后来查了歌词……[A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[一哥们孩子还小，正上小学二年级。有一天，他随爸爸出去吃饭，快吃完时他爸爸让他给妈妈打电话接他回去。他拿起爸爸的手机给妈妈打电话，刚按了两个键，手机显示正在输入。这小子随即大声对爸爸说：“爸爸，妈妈正在偷人！打不通啊。”[ 详情