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Therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons.Hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch（西瓜地）atnightandeathiswatermelons.Aftersomecarefulthoughthecomesupwithacleverideathathethinkswillscarethekidsawayforsure.Sohemakesupasignandpostsitinthefield.Thenextdaythekidsshowupandtheyseethissign,whichsays,"Warning,oneofthewatermelonsinthisfieldhasbeeninjectedwithcyanide（一种剧毒物质）."Sothekidsrunoffandmakeuptheirownsign,whichtheypostnexttothesignthatthefarmermade.Thefarmershowsupthenextdaytolookoverhisfield.Henoticesthatnowatermelonsaremissingbutanewsignnexttohis.Hedrivesovertothesignandtakesalook.Itsays,"Nowtherearetwo"[一保洁员在为女生宿舍要打扫卫生，忙了一天的他终于回到家了，看见老婆他忙高兴的说：“今天打扫卫生床下的收获真是不少，既有凉菜，又有水果，还有上锅的！ ”妻子不解的问：“都有什么呀？瞧你乐的！ ”听好了：“有凉拌的黄瓜，生吃的香蕉，还有上锅的茄子！ ”[今天快下班的时候，老总路过我这看到手机快没电了说，小伙子看你手机剩余电量我就知道你今天工作的质量了！尼玛好机智的领导啊！[ Therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons.Hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch（西瓜地）atnightandeathiswatermelons.Aftersomecarefulthoughthecomesupwithacleverideathathethinkswillscarethekidsawayforsure.Sohemakesupasignandpostsitinthefield.Thenextdaythekidsshowupandtheyseethissign,whichsays,"Warning,oneofthewatermelonsinthisfieldhasbeeninjectedwithcyanide（一种剧毒物质）."Sothekidsrunoffandmakeuptheirownsign,whichtheypostnexttothesignthatthefarmermade.Thefarmershowsupthenextdaytolookoverhisfield.Henoticesthatnowatermelonsaremissingbutanewsignnexttohis.Hedrivesovertothesignandtakesalook.Itsays,"Nowtherearetwo"[一保洁员在为女生宿舍要打扫卫生，忙了一天的他终于回到家了，看见老婆他忙高兴的说：“今天打扫卫生床下的收获真是不少，既有凉菜，又有水果，还有上锅的！ ”妻子不解的问：“都有什么呀？瞧你乐的！ ”听好了：“有凉拌的黄瓜，生吃的香蕉，还有上锅的茄子！ ”[今天快下班的时候，老总路过我这看到手机快没电了说，小伙子看你手机剩余电量我就知道你今天工作的质量了！尼玛好机智的领导啊！[ 详情