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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅A male crab(螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married.""Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅当出现下列这些情况,你就已经是一个合格的“网虫”了:1、当你查火车时刻表,想的却是乘坐16Bit还是32Bit;2、当你这样数数:“0,1,2,3,4,。。。A,B,C,D,。。。F1,F2,。。。”3、当你常常以33.6Kb的频率睡觉而且做256色的梦;4、当你太太说:如果你不马上关掉那该死的机器上床来,我就跟你离婚;5、当你看书时,总是找“NextPage”翻到下一页;6、在电梯里,你习惯于双击楼层的按钮;7、当你下班晚了,想给太太打个电话时,拨的却是一个IP的号码;8、当你开窗户或倒垃圾时,你为找到那个熟悉的图
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅玩家通过滑动屏幕控制妹纸移动的路线或者进行攻击,游戏并没有什麽複杂的操作。点击吸血鬼附近的平民,吸血鬼即可快速贴近平民将其血吸干,吸血可以补充吸血鬼自身的血量;指尖滑动人物到想去的地方人物就会移动,可以直线,也可以曲线移动。但并不是玩家们指尖画出几条简单的线条就能让妹纸笑傲杀场的哟,各种困难等著这位傲娇的妹纸呢。
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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅A male crab(螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married.""Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅当出现下列这些情况,你就已经是一个合格的“网虫”了:1、当你查火车时刻表,想的却是乘坐16Bit还是32Bit;2、当你这样数数:“0,1,2,3,4,。。。A,B,C,D,。。。F1,F2,。。。”3、当你常常以33.6Kb的频率睡觉而且做256色的梦;4、当你太太说:如果你不马上关掉那该死的机器上床来,我就跟你离婚;5、当你看书时,总是找“NextPage”翻到下一页;6、在电梯里,你习惯于双击楼层的按钮;7、当你下班晚了,想给太太打个电话时,拨的却是一个IP的号码;8、当你开窗户或倒垃圾时,你为找到那个熟悉的图
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅有小两口子,赶到双休的时候,到农村的亲戚家去玩。第一天玩过了,晚上,妻子说我们回家吧!丈夫说再玩一天,妻子说,你明天的衣服怎么办,明天不去玩,我现在把衣服洗了,明天就可以带回家。丈夫说要么我少玩一会就回来,你再洗,明天回去前可以干的。妻子说那就这样吧!可是第二天男的玩的时间长了,妻子在家等啊等啊!都不回来,一直到下午,丈夫才慢慢的走回来,妻子老远的就喊“喂!快把衣服脱了,我都等不急了!”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅老公这几天感冒,咳嗽的厉害,老婆找来泄药给他服下。老公说
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅妈妈,我的海龟死了。”儿子眼中含着泪水对妈妈说。“别太难过了,我们用纸把它包上,放在盒子里埋在后院,再给它举行一个葬礼,好吗?葬礼结束后,妈妈带你去吃冰淇淋,然后给你买你最想要的那辆赛车,再给你买那只你最喜欢的宠物狗,你不要太……”妈妈正在安慰儿子时,突然发现海龟动了一下,“儿子!海龟没有死哎!”[
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