回复 미오 : 这部《5g影音 国产日韩永久入口》有个人怀疑妻子精神有问题,便去请教精神病医生。他告诉医生:“她总是害怕衣服被偷掉。”医生问:“你怎么知道?” “有一天我提早下班回家,发现她雇了一个男人站在衣柜里看衣服。”医生:“我怀疑。。。你精神有问题。”[
回复 Casey: 儿子:“妈我要上厕所。”母亲:“哦,那你自己去啊。”儿子:“我要你陪我。”母亲:“上厕所还要人陪?”儿子:“小时候我上厕所你都陪我的,现在你是不爱我了么。”母亲:“不是,以前怕你掉马桶里去,现在你大了,马桶装不下你了。”[
回复 莉奥诺拉·法妮: In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear. When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear
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