having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. on the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when i hinted, honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上,我们正坐在早餐桌旁,我暗示道:亲爱的,你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, so, you want to switch seats?他放下报纸,眼睛直直地望着我:因此,你想交换座位吗?[周末赖床,搂着男友说:“有来生的话,我就选择做被褥!”男友问:“为什么啊?”我回答:“因为被褥每天不是躺在床上就是在晒太阳,多爽啊!”这货:“哦,吓我一跳!我还以为你想天天被人睡。”[小新一瘸一拐的来参加朋友聚会,跟大家抱怨:“我从小到大一直都很听话,结果却混成了现在这个样子!”众人皆唏嘘不已,一哥们问道:“那你都是怎么听话的?”小新:“读书时,老师叫我滚出教室我就滚出教室,工作时,领导让我卷铺盖走人我就卷铺盖走人,在家时,老婆叫我再出去鬼混就打断你的腿,我就再出去鬼混!结果就成了现在这个样子!”众人:“……”[ 详情
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