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回复 西贝尔·凯基莉: one day, he went out hunting with some friends. a strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. when his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.有天,他和几个朋友出去打猎。突然,刮起了大风,把他的假发吹得无影无踪。朋友们看到此情景,乐得不行,笑个不停。the bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. he said to his friends, “how can i expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”秃头先生也开始大笑,笑
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