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咱也是有来头的蚊子跟虱子在一起吹牛！蚊子说：想我当年未怀孕时，日飞千里，夜飞八百，遇着北方天气冷，花上几天，我就能飞回南方了！虱子不屑道：那有什么，想我当年，翻个跟斗，就是十万八千里！蚊子嘲笑道：吹牛不打草稿，你以为你是孙悟空啊！虱子道：我虽然不是孙悟空，却是孙悟空身上的跳蚤！就因为他出了家，改吃素，不挑虱子吃了，又讲卫生，这才把我扔了！[A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.　　"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! " 　　"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面，一位小个子青年在奔跑着。气车仍在高速前进。 “停下吧，”一位乘客把头伸出窗子，对小个子喊道，“你追不上的！” 　　“我必须追上，”小个子气喘吁吁地说，“我是司机！”[一对结婚多年的夫妻，睡到半夜，先生突然转身紧紧抱住太太，说 咱也是有来头的蚊子跟虱子在一起吹牛！蚊子说：想我当年未怀孕时，日飞千里，夜飞八百，遇着北方天气冷，花上几天，我就能飞回南方了！虱子不屑道：那有什么，想我当年，翻个跟斗，就是十万八千里！蚊子嘲笑道：吹牛不打草稿，你以为你是孙悟空啊！虱子道：我虽然不是孙悟空，却是孙悟空身上的跳蚤！就因为他出了家，改吃素，不挑虱子吃了，又讲卫生，这才把我扔了！[A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.　　"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! " 　　"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面，一位小个子青年在奔跑着。气车仍在高速前进。 “停下吧，”一位乘客把头伸出窗子，对小个子喊道，“你追不上的！” 　　“我必须追上，”小个子气喘吁吁地说，“我是司机！”[一对结婚多年的夫妻，睡到半夜，先生突然转身紧紧抱住太太，说 详情