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洗澡中，一个不小心脚下一滑，重重摔坐到地上，我疼的哭着喊：老公啊，快来我摔倒啦！老公急忙跑来拉着我：快起来，快起来，我看看地板让你坐碎了没哈，你可是咱家重量级的。泥煤的，没忍住，带着眼泪笑了，这不按套路出牌的二货老公还能要嘛？[It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?""Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。候选人来到了一家门口，一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我，年轻人，”候选人问道，“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党？” “都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”[有一次开联欢会，轮到讲方言这个节目，黄教授被逼无奈，来了一段豫剧念白：杨宗宝掏出那个雕，那个雕，那个雕翎箭，正中穆桂英那个鼻，那个鼻，那个鼻梁骨。[ 洗澡中，一个不小心脚下一滑，重重摔坐到地上，我疼的哭着喊：老公啊，快来我摔倒啦！老公急忙跑来拉着我：快起来，快起来，我看看地板让你坐碎了没哈，你可是咱家重量级的。泥煤的，没忍住，带着眼泪笑了，这不按套路出牌的二货老公还能要嘛？[It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?""Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。候选人来到了一家门口，一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我，年轻人，”候选人问道，“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党？” “都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”[有一次开联欢会，轮到讲方言这个节目，黄教授被逼无奈，来了一段豫剧念白：杨宗宝掏出那个雕，那个雕，那个雕翎箭，正中穆桂英那个鼻，那个鼻，那个鼻梁骨。[ 详情