和女朋友异地，好久没有啪啪啪了。终于攒够了钱要去看她，结果她发微信说大姨妈来了；还没等我回复，她又说嘴里起溃疡了…… 过了一会，女朋友发来三个字：陶渊明…… 我没看懂，说那算了吧！结果第二天她把我拉黑了…… 这是为什么啊？[一天，跟一二货哥们去献血，就在快献完的时候，他对医生说：“尽量把血输给男的，少输给女的。医生问：“输男的跟输女的还不是一样的吗？”。然后我哥们说：“要是把血输给女的，一来大姨妈还不是都浪费了。”瞬间我觉得这哥们是谁，我不认识。[Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.　　A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. 　　"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends. 　　"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!" 　　"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.