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上午第四节课，小华肚子饿，无心听课，坐在位置上呆呆地想着牛肉，面包，想的直流口水。数学老师发现他走神，便提问他：“1.130这个小数向右移动一位，会得到什么样的结果？”小华高兴的答到：“将会开午饭！”[One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候，我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。给新生上头一节课，他给学生解释在他课上的纪律，他说：“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味，所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。然而，我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上，以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。[柯拉日先生的品性恶劣，街坊邻居全都不喜欢他。有一次，他在自己的大门上贴了一张大纸条，纸条上写着：“牛鬼蛇神一概禁止入 上午第四节课，小华肚子饿，无心听课，坐在位置上呆呆地想着牛肉，面包，想的直流口水。数学老师发现他走神，便提问他：“1.130这个小数向右移动一位，会得到什么样的结果？”小华高兴的答到：“将会开午饭！”[One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候，我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。给新生上头一节课，他给学生解释在他课上的纪律，他说：“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味，所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。然而，我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上，以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。[柯拉日先生的品性恶劣，街坊邻居全都不喜欢他。有一次，他在自己的大门上贴了一张大纸条，纸条上写着：“牛鬼蛇神一概禁止入 详情