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A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he meant to eat them. When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdrew more and more into their shells with the hissing noise they always make when they do so. When the boy heard it, he said, "You abandoned creatures, how can you find heart to whistle when your houses are burning?"一个乡下少年到处寻找蜗牛，当他双手都塞满了蜗牛后，就准备点火烤着吃。火点着了，蜗牛也开始感觉到热了，他们纷纷退向坚壳的深处，同时还发出“咝咝”的噪音。男孩子听到了蜗牛发出的嘘声，便说：“你们这些连命都快没有的家伙，怎么还能有心情在窝里着火时吹口哨呢？”[ 一个女人有一晚没回家，隔天跟老公说自己睡在一个女性朋友那边，她老公打电话给她最好的10个朋友，没有一个朋友知道这件事！ 一个男人有一晚没回家睡，隔天他跟老婆说他睡在一个兄弟那边，她老婆打电话给他最好的10个朋友，有八个好兄弟确定他老公睡在他们家……还有2个说“今天他老公还在他那儿！” 昨完把此帖给我老婆看，没想到她兴致大发；立刻打电话给我朋友问我是否在他们那里。结果可想而知，再次论证了上诉观点！更离谱的是有一哥们竟然说我在他家喝醉了，正睡着呢，还问我老婆要不要喊我起来接电话？ 在挂了电话后，那哥们的电话马上打到我手机上，一接通没等我说话就大喊：在哪呢，快回家吧，你老婆找你呢，我说你在我家喝醉了……回去前别忘了先喝酒……通完话，我看着老婆默默无语…… 确实如此，男人，兄弟，理解……
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