回复 麦芷谊 : 这部《91丨精品丨蝌蚪丨地址》剩男甲想找对象,媒人介绍一个姑娘。媒人说:“那姑娘不太漂亮但是有两房,你觉得咋样?”甲是穷屌丝,一听对方有房,其他都不在意了,乐呵呵答应了。交往之后……甲:“尼玛你不说有两房?房子呢?”女:“特么老娘胸口这俩不就是吗?”[
回复 金姬美: unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."不速之客就在路上,我妈妈是完美的家庭主妇,正忙着整理。她分配给爸和哥哥的任务是打扫客人使用的浴室。一会后,当她检查时候,她吃惊了,一度杂乱的房间被打扫干净了。她看到浴帘有张纸条上写着:谢谢你没往浴缸里看。[
回复 岬ななみ岬奈奈美: 我:媳妇,晚上晚点回家。媳妇:怎么了?我:晚上有测试任务。媳妇:什么测试任务?我:测试蛋白质,维生素,矿物质等在大麦芽,啤酒花及水发酵的作用下对人体产生的作用。媳妇:说人话。我:喝酒去。媳妇:滚。。[