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一天,两个农民在集市上相遇了。农民甲问农民乙:前几天你的牛病了,你给它吃了什么药呀?农民乙:节肢油。几天后,两人再次在集市上相遇。农民甲:你说上次你给你家牛吃的是什么药?农民乙:节肢油啊!农民甲:那为什么我的牛吃了之后死了?农民乙:我的牛也死了。一个傻子去放牛,走到半路,牛突然不走了。傻子很纳闷,向后面一看,牛撅着尾巴半蹲于地,不知想干啥。傻子一看,决定去走过去看看。于是,他来到了牛的屁股后。站在牛的屁股下,傻子看着牛微微蠕动的屁股正要仔细看看,突然,一团黑色的物体从牛的屁股冲了出来,砸了傻子一脸。傻子一看,吓了一跳,用手抹了抹脸,放到鼻子上一闻,随后就破口大骂到;“TMD,我说你怎么突然不走了,原来是要拉屎啊!”一日,弟媳妇去参加葬礼,河北农村有个习俗,在办葬礼时要烧纸钱,就是上面印着天堂洋行的那种,印刷相当粗糙,有时会有漏印的情况出现。结果烧着烧着弟媳妇就发现其中有几张白纸(是漏印的),顺口即说“晕,这不是糊弄鬼吗?”[A:如果你撞见你男人和别人上床你会怎么办? B:扭头就走。 A:好宽One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候,我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。给新生上头一节课,他给学生解释在他课上的纪律,他说:“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味,所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。然而,我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上,以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。[