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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅手机九键盘连按3个7,我显示的“手是妻”,我特么是不是暴露了?各位逗友的是啥?众网友~啪啪啪[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒服!”警察反驳说,“你这么关心你可恶的宝马,你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,“天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[
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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅一个年轻人写了一封信:“亲爱的米拉,我爱你,而且希望你嫁给我,如果你同意,你就回答我。如果你不同意,就连这封信也不用拆开。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅爸爸对要睡觉的女儿说:“欣欣,晚上睡觉要盖好被子,不要把身子露出外面,小心感冒。”欣欣:“爸爸,腿能不能感冒?”爸爸:“腿当然不能感冒了。”欣欣:“那我就把腿露出外面吧。”[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅手机九键盘连按3个7,我显示的“手是妻”,我特么是不是暴露了?各位逗友的是啥?众网友~啪啪啪[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒服!”警察反驳说,“你这么关心你可恶的宝马,你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,“天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[
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我们这代人是在像素越来越高的手机摄像头的陪伴下变老的。我问一妹子:你觉得什么时候你最有才!她答:自拍的时候,一个人担任灯光,摄像,动作指导,前期编排,后期制作,化妆师,补妆师,取景师。到发布的时候还要客串编剧,和导演,还有宣传组!我!@##$@。。。[有两个外国人到家乐福去购物,结帐时,店员问:“Can you speak chinese?”两个外国人用国语回答:“如果你讲慢一点的话,我们可以听的懂! ”店员说:“Can...you...speak...chinese?”[小明爸爸爱喝酒有次喝醉半夜回家倒在门口,狗狗就一直拍他还一边叫,直到把妈妈吵醒,把爸爸拖回房间。还有次,爸爸喝醉回家狗狗叫了几声,爸爸发酒疯,就开始骂狗,骂了一个小时,居然把狗骂哭了,是真哭了,第二天就离家出走了。离家出走,三天后自己又回来了。估计这货是真生气了。[我们这代人是在像素越来越高的手机摄像头的陪伴下变老的。我问一妹子:你觉得什么时候你最有才!她答:自拍的时候,一个人担任灯光,摄像,动作指导,前期编排,后期制作,化妆师,补妆师,取景师。到发布的时候还要客串编剧,和导演,还有宣传组!我!@##$@。。。[有两个外国人到家乐福去购物,结帐时,店员问:“Can you speak chinese?”两个外国人用国语回答:“如果你讲慢一点的话,我们可以听的懂! ”店员说:“Can...you...speak...chinese?”[小明爸爸爱喝酒有次喝醉半夜回家倒在门口,狗狗就一直拍他还一边叫,直到把妈妈吵醒,把爸爸拖回房间。还有次,爸爸喝醉回家狗狗叫了几声,爸爸发酒疯,就开始骂狗,骂了一个小时,居然把狗骂哭了,是真哭了,第二天就离家出走了。离家出走,三天后自己又回来了。估计这货是真生气了。[详情