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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅公交车上,对面一男的打手机说
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅今年夏天特别热,有一个男子出差时住进一家小宾馆,累了一天正要就寝时电话响了。 服务生:“您好,对不起打扰下,我是前台,我们宾馆有特殊服务您需要吗?” “不了谢谢”。男子回答得很干脆。 挂电话后,这男子辗转反侧,难以入睡,于是拿起电话打给前台说:“给我来一个特殊服务”,不一会儿一个年轻女郎进来。 男子便问:一夜多少钱?女子说“一百” 男子说:“好脱了吧,坐沙发上。” 女子立马脱光坐在沙发上。 男子回到床上躺下,不一会就传来酣声…… 快天亮时该女子再也忍受不住了,将男子叫醒,你叫我来干什么? 嘿嘿!男子说:蚊子太多我睡不着……(哇靠,感情是叫来喂蚊子的,亏他想得出来)[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?""No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?""不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做。"[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅小小游戏,系统丰富,还设有有趣的排名系统,玩家可以在游戏一开始为自己创建一个游戏名,然后进入世界排名,与全世界的高手一决高下,谁到底才是消灭苍蝇的高手呢?有时候才一会功夫,就会有人超越你了,看来,消灭苍蝇高手没有最棒,只有更棒呀!小小排名系统,让人过足了竞技的瘾。
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