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张三从小就感觉自己不是亲生的。一次他在外面玩，不小心掉粪坑里了，她妈看到了说：“这孩子我们不要了吧！回去再生一个吧。”后来长大点，一次发高烧了，她妈用手摸了下他的额头，立刻把手缩回去了说：“好烫啊！”他爸立马一个大嘴巴子抽了过去说：“看把你妈烫的！”这是亲的吗？[苦命的salesmanAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.Hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.Thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.Thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsectrepellentbuthefeltsorryforthesalesmanandsaid,I"msosuretherearen"tanyinsectsaroundhere,ifyou"llstripnaked,I"lltieyoutomybarnyardfencefortheentirenight.Whenmorningcomes,ifyou"vegotevenoneinsectbiteonyou,I"llbuyeverycanofrepellentyou"vegot.Thesalesmanwaselatedandreadilyagreedtobeingtiedupnaked.Thatnight,thefarmertiedthenakedsalesmantothebarnyardfenceandwenttobed.Severaltimesduringthenighthethoughtheheardthesalesmanmoaningandgroaning.However,whenhewentoutthenextmorning,thesalesmandidn"thaveevenonebiteorscratchonhim.Thefarmerasked,Whatwasallthatmoaningandgroaningaboutlastnight?Thatwastheworstnightofmylife,thesalesmanreplied,doesn"tthatdamncalfhaveamother?[今天去医院看朋友，旁边有个哥们骨折了。聊着聊着熟悉了就问他怎么了，他说骨折了，于是就的问他怎么骨折了，他说打呼噜打的了！lz就纳闷，打呼噜也能打骨折？结果那哥们幽幽的说，我在别人家床底打呼噜。[ 张三从小就感觉自己不是亲生的。一次他在外面玩，不小心掉粪坑里了，她妈看到了说：“这孩子我们不要了吧！回去再生一个吧。”后来长大点，一次发高烧了，她妈用手摸了下他的额头，立刻把手缩回去了说：“好烫啊！”他爸立马一个大嘴巴子抽了过去说：“看把你妈烫的！”这是亲的吗？[苦命的salesmanAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.Hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.Thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.Thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsectrepellentbuthefeltsorryforthesalesmanandsaid,I"msosuretherearen"tanyinsectsaroundhere,ifyou"llstripnaked,I"lltieyoutomybarnyardfencefortheentirenight.Whenmorningcomes,ifyou"vegotevenoneinsectbiteonyou,I"llbuyeverycanofrepellentyou"vegot.Thesalesmanwaselatedandreadilyagreedtobeingtiedupnaked.Thatnight,thefarmertiedthenakedsalesmantothebarnyardfenceandwenttobed.Severaltimesduringthenighthethoughtheheardthesalesmanmoaningandgroaning.However,whenhewentoutthenextmorning,thesalesmandidn"thaveevenonebiteorscratchonhim.Thefarmerasked,Whatwasallthatmoaningandgroaningaboutlastnight?Thatwastheworstnightofmylife,thesalesmanreplied,doesn"tthatdamncalfhaveamother?[今天去医院看朋友，旁边有个哥们骨折了。聊着聊着熟悉了就问他怎么了，他说骨折了，于是就的问他怎么骨折了，他说打呼噜打的了！lz就纳闷，打呼噜也能打骨折？结果那哥们幽幽的说，我在别人家床底打呼噜。[ 详情