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当兵的时候，那会炊事班比较轻松，好多人都想去！有个哥们儿找班长说想去，班长让他做个鱼香肉丝，那货忙活了半天问班长鱼呢？班长：滚他吗犊子，你要做狮子头我他么还得给你去山上打去？[有一位老太太在下公交车的时候，被一名小偷从后面扯下了她脖子下的金链子。 那小偷得逞后立刻跑走，老太太这时候说：哎呀，假的都有人偷啊。小偷听到后，骂了一句：草。然后就把金链子丢了。老太太等小偷跑远后，立刻把金链子捡回。说：老娘还会戴假货吗，小兔崽子[Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时，它就剧烈地震动起来，所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题，我经历了一番与良心的较量。终于我做对了。我想他会放弃这个交易，却对他的回答吃了一惊。那没什么，他说，我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话，那我就知道她开得太快了。[ 当兵的时候，那会炊事班比较轻松，好多人都想去！有个哥们儿找班长说想去，班长让他做个鱼香肉丝，那货忙活了半天问班长鱼呢？班长：滚他吗犊子，你要做狮子头我他么还得给你去山上打去？[有一位老太太在下公交车的时候，被一名小偷从后面扯下了她脖子下的金链子。 那小偷得逞后立刻跑走，老太太这时候说：哎呀，假的都有人偷啊。小偷听到后，骂了一句：草。然后就把金链子丢了。老太太等小偷跑远后，立刻把金链子捡回。说：老娘还会戴假货吗，小兔崽子[Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时，它就剧烈地震动起来，所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题，我经历了一番与良心的较量。终于我做对了。我想他会放弃这个交易，却对他的回答吃了一惊。那没什么，他说，我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话，那我就知道她开得太快了。[ 详情