回复 Gota : 这部《天天综合,91永久入口t一区二区》丽丽不小心,丢失了一支钢笔,她心里很不高兴。兰兰给她出了个主意:“让学校广播台广播一下,帮助找一找。”丽丽听了,摸摸脑袋,愣了一会儿,说:“不行,钢笔没有耳朵,喇叭再响,它也听不见的,有什么用呢?! ”[
回复 Jesús: No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”
无论带哪一个女孩回家,这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说:“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。”于是这位青年人不停地找啊找,终于找到了这么个女孩。他对他友好的忠告者说:“正像你说的那样,我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮,甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样,我母亲喜欢她。”“那后来呢?”朋友问。“没什么,”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她!”
[回复 克里斯汀·米利欧缇:
男老师气愤地对一上课睡觉的女生说:“我在上面累的要死,你在下面一动不动!不配合也就罢了,连点反应都没有,将来要是肚子里没东西,可别怪老师不行!” 全班晕倒。。。
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