Amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.Asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.Hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman."Screwmeorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.Nocontest,thoughttheman,soheclimbedtheladdertothenextcloud.Onthiscloudwasaslightlythinnerwoman,whowasslightlyeasierontheeye."Screwmehardorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid."Well,"thoughttheman,"mightaswellcarryon."Onthenextcloudwasanevenmoreattractiveladywho,thistime,wasquiteattractive."Screwmenoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheuttered.Asheturnedherdownandwentonuptheladder,themanthoughttohimselfthatthiswasgettingbetterthefurtherhewent.Onthenextcloudwasanabsolutebeauty.Slim,attractive,thelot."Screwmehereandnoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheflirted.Unabletoimaginewhatcouldbewaiting,andbeingagamblingman,hedecidedtoclimbagain.Whenhereachedthenextcloud,therewasa400pounduglyman,armpithairshowing,fliesbuzzingaroundhishead.[他紧紧的抓住她的手,任由海风肆虐着,海浪咆哮着;无助的他乞求时间停留在这一刻,她看着如此痴情的他哭泣着:“放手吧,让我活在你的记忆里……” 说罢挣脱了他的手,渐渐的消失在这茫然的大海中…假设质量为50Kg的她从5m的甲板上掉落,以v=9.8m/s的速度入水,取g=10m/s^2,求甲板对她做的功是多少?[约翰患有心脏病,他去看医生,医生劝他别抽烟了,最多只能饭后抽一支。约翰答应了。两个月后,医生在街上遇到约翰,见他精神仍然不佳,便问:“您按我说的做了吗?”“做了。”约翰回答,“您要我饭后抽一支烟,搞得我每天吃十几顿饭,真是撑死了!”[ 详情
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